| I am Lee Ard. I like to eat boogers and grass. I also like the smell of poop. I like to play bass guitar with my butt cheeks.
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| Amidst all the emotional turmoil and high school drama, a young boy wonders to himself...
"Would one rather be shot in the head - a simple, quick, and painless
death - or would one rather be beaten to death with a fish (probably a
trout or salmon)?"
Which death would you choose?
 
Everyone needs to simmer down and be coooool...
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| Everyone needs to stop and take a gander at this:
Proverbs 16:18
Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.
That is all.
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| Life is like one big, long roadtrip - it's about the journey, not the
destination. You know where you'll end up, but not what you'll
encounter along the way. Sometimes life has it's flat tires and
you have to stop and fix them. Sometimes you can just coast along
downhill. Heck, if you're a generous person, you might even stop
and pick up a hitchhiker, perhaps helping them to get through the more
difficult parts of their own journey. What you really need to be
aware of though, are the tourist traps - they'll swallow your life
whole, wasting year, after year, after year. Tourist traps
like... money... and keeping a pristine lawn, and other things that
just don't really matter.
Basically, I guess that the point that I'm trying to make here is that
people should be wary of how they spend their time on the road; they
shouldn't waste it on tourist traps, they should go and see greater
things like... oh... the Grand Canyon - not Uncle Pete's Amazing
Acrobatic Ants.
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